no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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