we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He did a backflip because drugs
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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