Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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