My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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