As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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