No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
