That's intense
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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