So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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