Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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