have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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