wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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