The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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