he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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