just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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