there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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