I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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