The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
