Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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