OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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