can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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