So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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