so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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