I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You smell like stripper and shame
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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