yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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