I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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