Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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