I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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