weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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