I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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