On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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