love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
