That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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