Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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