normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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