she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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