When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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