Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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