I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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