I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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