oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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