I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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