when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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