He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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