He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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