Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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