Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
