I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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