moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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