you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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