ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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