This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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