what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
