can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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