That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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